i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
