Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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