RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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