what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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