do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she looked like the before picture.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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