thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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