I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
No subtext here. People are naked.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize