so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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