Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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