Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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