dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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