life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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