DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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