i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Spinning.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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