cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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