Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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