Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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