you guys were way drunker than both of me
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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