Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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