I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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