There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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