I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Houston, we have a squirter
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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