id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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