I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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