actually, I'm a sock model
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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