Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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