i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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