Porn is love you can see.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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