is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
