My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
