Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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