I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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