I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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