Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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