I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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