I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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