i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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