Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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