i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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