sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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