Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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