Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
