I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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