The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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