i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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