i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Randomize
