Do vagina's smell?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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