where does the pee come out of this thing
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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