Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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