PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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