What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Randomize