I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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