Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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