I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
