Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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