We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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