I'm laying in your front yard are you home
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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